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January 13, 2009

The George W. Bush Library

Dear Fellow Constituent:

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations.

The library will include:

1. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

2. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won’t be able to remember anything.

3. The Texas Air National Room, where you won’t even have to show up.

4. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don’t let you in.

5. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they won’t let you out.

6. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

7. The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.

8. The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.

9. The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.

10. The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you come back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.)

11. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.

12. The Environmental Conservation, still empty.

13. The Supreme Gift Room, where you can buy an election.

14. The Airport Men’s Restroom, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

15. The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins and straws.

Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and the President’s accomplishments.

The library will also include many famous Quotes by George W. Bush:

1. The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.

2. If we don’t succeed, we can run the risk of failure.

3. Republicans understand the importance of bondage of a mother and a child.

4. No senior citizen should have to choose between prescription drugs and medicine.

5. I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy, but that could change.

6. One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is to be prepared.

7. Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

8. I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.

9. The future will be better tomorrow.

10. We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.

11. One of the best things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. (During an education photo op)

12. Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.

13. We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

14. It isn’t pollution that harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

15. I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made…George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson.

PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY!

Jack Abramoff, Co-Chair G.W. Bush Library Board of Directors

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1 Comment »

  1. Oh my goodness! You are a genius. This is priceless! Can I donate to one specific room? Or do I have to support the whole thing?

    Comment by ReyMac — January 13, 2009 @ 2:39 pm


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